Richard J. Sullivan
This live song is the best way to introduce a sad, sad neophyte to the Magic and Glory of a Bob Schneider show. The song itself is fun and energetic, and his attempt to teach the song to the audience (well, really, to two guys, specifically... who may or may not even be there) is absolutely hilarious.
“This wasn’t information we were born with... like birds that know how to fly halfway across the world....”
Favorite track: Tarantula.